Fashion Humor: Jokes about Fashion

Humor is a very important part of life: it can make you feel better when things aren’t going great or it can help you communicate and understand situations and truths.

Because here at Attire Club we love a good joke, we have put together a collection of fashion jokes and Internet memes for you to read and share on your Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr and anywhere else!

 

 

 

Why do models always smile during lightning storms?

They think they’re getting their picture taken!

 

 

“I could give up shopping but I’m not a quitter.”

 

 

 

What’s soft and slippery?

A slipper.

 

 

 

What kind of dress can’t be worn?

Address.

 

 

 

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one.

 

 

 

Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.

 

 

Two engineering students meet on campus one day.

The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?”

“Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says ‘You can have anything you want!'”

“Good choice,” says the first, “her clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”

 

 

 

Harry wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and tried to find a good tailor.

The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth, measured Harry, then told him there was not enough cloth to make a suit.

Harry found this hard to accept, so he went to the tailor next door who measured both Harry and the cloth before announcing that there was enough cloth to make a three-pice suit.

A week later, Harry returned to collect his suit and noticed that the tailor’s son was wearing trousers made of the same cloth.

Puzzled, Harry asked: “How come you have been able to make a three-piece suit for me and trousers for your son when the chap next door could not even make a suit?”

“Simple,” said the tailor. “The guy next door has two sons.”

 

 

 

 

Fraquoh and Franchomme

 

 

 

 

 

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