Everybody loves to laugh. The fashion world, however, is not known for being tremendously hilarious, as many people take themselves very, very seriously. Thus, to shed some light on all this seriousness, it’s good to read a fashion joke or pun.
Discover a collection of puns and jokes from far and wide to keep those wrinkles away.
The Rolex corporation board of directors must be very transparent about their business. They want everyone to read their minutes.
I’ve got to be honest, I’m running out of puns. I have to stop at the fabric store for new material.
A clown decided to retire and hand over the business to his son. His son said, ‘I don’t know dad, those are big shoes to fill’.
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
I’ve never understood the fashion industry. Those people are so clothes minded.
What kind of dress can’t be worn? Address.
Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up.
Reposting a joke is like buying a piece of clothing: you use other people’s material to make yourself look good.
I thought about getting a pocket calculator, but then I realized that I really don’t care how many pockets I have.
I was trying to clean my washing machine, but it got too difficult, so I just threw in the towel.
I bought one of those leather jackets with the spikes all over them and now the ladies won’t leave me alone. I guess there really is something women like about a sharp-dressed man.
One of these new shoes isn’t right.
Just spent an hour making a belt out of old watches. Total waist of time.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
I’ve decided to start painting my clothes. Just finished the second coat.
I went to pick something up a few hours out of town yesterday. I took a wrong turn and ended up at a nudist colony. All of a sudden I was in the middle of no wear.
So I got kicked out of a clothing store today… Apparently, the sign that said “Men’s Pants 1/2 Off” wasn’t a requirement to enter the store.
A small joke can have a positive impact on the way you feel, which will be something that can be very useful. Clothes and fashion should be fun, which is why it’s really exciting to discover new jokes about style.
Fraquoh and Franchomme
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