Taking a little time to do something relaxing or fun is extremely important, as it allows you to feel better and to recharge your batteries. Quick jokes are really something that can lighten up people’s moods, may it be in conversation or simply when scrolling through a screen.
Here are more fashion jokes and puns that will put a smile on your face or maybe even crack you up!
Two fashion designers had a race to see who could produce business attire the fastest. It ended in a tie.
My friend got in some financial trouble buying designer stuff she couldn’t afford. Not much I can do though. Hermes not mine.
What do you do when you see your wardrobe open? You closet.
Q. How do you describe the tailor who specializes in superhero costumes?
A. Very cape-able.
Q. Why did the jalapeno wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a little chilly.
Q. Why shouldn’t tourists buy London Bridge Trousers?
A. Because they keep falling down.
Q. Why didn’t the redneck wear long-sleeved shirts?
A. He was demonstrating his right to bare arms.
Q. What do you call rubber clothing?
A. Attire
Q. What item of clothing is essential for a spy?
A. Sneakers
Clothing related typos…They’re the vest.
I went shopping to find camouflage pants, but unfortunately, I simply couldn’t find any.
You know these fashions with skinny jeans. I can’t get into them.
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investigator!
How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
Did you hear about the man who put on a pair of clean socks everyday? – By the end of the week he couldn’t get his shoes on.
In a busy world, it’s important to be able to smile every once in a while, especially about the things around you. In this sense, fashion jokes have the ability to connect you with the true meaning of style and clothing, which is all about fun and having a lot of personality.
Fraquoh and Franchomme
Further reading:
A collection of funny fashion puns and jokes
Fashion humor: Jokes about fashion
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